Thursday, March 19, 2009

And she never turned...

I know that the subject is a bit trite, but nevertheless, I shall make an attempt in making you aware or remind, depending upon how many years you have spent at IIT, of what changes come along in the life of people who were kept in a babe-free (sorry to those who are so desperate that they venture to call them babes) environment for 4 years and are suddenly and continuously exposed to mind-boggling beauty. To the uninitiated, the people here can be divided in two groups, the first one consists of people who are really optimistic, don't want to give in, and who are, rather were, suave with the opposite sex, these are the ones who try for the babes outside and the others, yes this constitutes the major population here, give in totally and resort to only movies/sitcoms/p... or an interlude which accompanies Cultural/Technical Festivals to satiate their thirst for beauty or whatever.

But some recent developments have made the situation better(or worse, depends), like the introduction of MA in IITM. This has taken the female-beauty-average in the campus to unprecedented highs, the repercussions of which I wish to discuss. People(here by people I mean the straight or, almost straight boys) have started opting for HS courses over other courses so that their frequent trips to the HS department also have some academic along with ocular value, have started getting very interested in HS courses to impress their classmates, and have started to believe that enthralling beauty can not only be found in movies. Like everything has a bad side to it, so does this, it might sound incredulous, but to the seasoned like me and my dear neighbour Arvind (sorry!), who were living in the campus for 4 years and had fully evolved(?) in such conditions, who had started to look at feminine beauty like one looks at a beautiful picture or scenery, the beauty of the inanimate or the virtual, this change has posed a very intriguing problem. These people who had so much got used to it that they actually started forgetting it have got hurt the most. They, who in their four years had lost all of whatever little confidence with girls they had gained in their school years are being reminded incessantly, when they roam around in the campus, of their deplorable bandi-less state. This has led to their fall into a state of perpetual sadness for the fact that such ravishing beauty exists in reality, that they are such losers, and can do nothing but look at them and appreciate. The title is to commemorate my attempt, in vain of course, of looking at one such ravishing beauty.

11 comments:

Virgin said...

Write this in a letter to her... I am sure she is in! :P

SATYAANVESHI said...

if only it were true... :(...

Condom said...

dudeeE!! Bata kaun hai.. teri settin kartwata hoon!
;)
n ya virgins idea is nice! :P

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SATYAANVESHI said...

bilkul sir, uchit samay par bhed khola jaayega ;)...

Harshit said...

for so many years you have been waiting for the "one" to come into your world...my dear friend the winds have changed its direction .

Nisha said...

My sympathies :P.
Remember...Devdas did become a best-seller and a box-office hit but he didn't get the gal.Love-letter is the need of the hour...not a blog.Keep trying :)

SATYAANVESHI said...

@Harshit, Nisha: hehe, thanks for the concern :)

Indigo Lobster said...

Saudagar .. Damini ...achhi hindi movie dekhna chalu kar ... yeh 90s ke movie dekhna band kar !

Indigo Lobster said...

dekh tera kuchh nahi hi sakta -- saudagar, damini ka yug khatam ho gaya .......... deepika (Padukone)se bhi nahi bani teri ...tere liye mein hi dhoond ke le aoonga

SATYAANVESHI said...

haan yaar jald hi dhoondh dena :P